Randomly Generated: Mysterious Robert Syria

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This story was generated using an online plot generator similar to Madlibs.

The material in this story is rather crazy and could be viewed as inappropriate for younger audiences.

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Mysterious Robert Syria

Robert Syria was thinking about Ranae Nigera again. 

Ranae was a deceptive bitch nigga with bloated eyes and round breasts.

Robert walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. 

He had always hated hot Whereville with its mutated, muddy mountains. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel gleeful.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a deceptive figure of Ranae Nigera.

Robert gulped. 

He glanced at his own reflection. 

He was a mysterious, strange, whiskey drinker with fat eyes and sexy breasts. 

His friends saw him as a warm, warty wizard jesus. Once, he had even revived a dying, one legged dog.

But not even a mysterious person who had once revived a dying, one legged dog, was prepared for what Ranae had in store today.

The hail pounded like singing cats, making Robert pissed off. 

Robert grabbed a weird brush that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Robert stepped outside and Ranae came closer, he could see the wooden glint in her eye.

"Look Robert," growled Ranae, with a clever glare that reminded Robert of deceptive monkeys. "I hate you and I want revenge. You owe me 1342 food stamps."

Robert looked back, even more pissed off and still fingering the weird brush. "Ranae, you are the world's last hope," he replied.

They looked at each other with happy feelings, like two fragile, fluttering ferrets fighting at a very honest halloween, which had jazz fusion music playing in the background and two brave uncles climbing to the beat.

Suddenly, Ranae lunged forward and tried to punch Robert in the face. 

Quickly, Robert grabbed the weird brush and brought it down on Ranae's skull.

Ranae's bloated eyes trembled and her round breasts wobbled. 

She looked angry, her wallet raw like a miniature, many microchip.

Then she let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. 

Moments later Ranae Nigera was dead.

Robert Syria went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.

THE END 

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Mysterious Robert Syria by Nicholas Alexander Benson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Intention Manipulates Reality

About

Dr. William Tiller has conducted experiments that show that intentions can be imprinted within simple electronic devices (intention host devices).

When these devices are activated the intention imprinted on them effects space itself and causes the intention to manifest itself on anything in the surrounding area of the device.

If the device is repeatedly charged with intention (which one can do from a far) and it is activated multiple times then it can cause permanent change to a space and even change the physics of the space even when the device is not present.

Intention Host Devices when activated used the imprinted intentions to change the physics of their surrounding space by changing the gauge state of the space from gauge one to gauge two.

Gauge One state is known as an uncoupled state, which follows normal physical laws.

Gauge Two state is also known as a coupled state, in which information is entangled and follows new physical laws.

Experiments have shown that a direct current magnetic polarity effect is evidence of Gauge Two states.

Humans exhibit this Gauge Two magnetic polarity effect along the chakra meridians and it can be activated through focused intention to change the physical laws of reality just as an intention host device can in Gauge Two state.

This Gauge Two state in humans has been shown evident in Dr.Tiller's experiments.

Sources

http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/mar2/tiller1.htm

http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/mar2/tiller.htm

http://www.tillerinstitute.com/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoSPE1rQNbc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkAeDGb2n3U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtdFTIq-Fo&list=UU2oxw88Yjfo3R54wKEldFoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OURmEwQ_rgA&list=UU2oxw88Yjfo3R54wKEldFoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vB9SPsmyIk&list=UU2oxw88Yjfo3R54wKEldFoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3F-6KgpIs0&list=UU2oxw88Yjfo3R54wKEldFoA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIuM6l-CPlk&list=UU2oxw88Yjfo3R54wKEldFoA
http://goo.gl/116LIj
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22515797
http://www.rexresearch.com/tiller/tiller.htm
http://www.quantrek.org/Technical%20Literature/Tiller_Vision_in_Action_Article_a.pdf
http://www.tillerinstitute.com/white_paper.html
http://www.tillerinstitute.com/pdf/White%20Paper%20II.pdf
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/535619-stanford-physicist-vast-powerful-realm-between-particles-influenced-by-human-consciousness/
http://www.tillerinstitute.com/pdf/White%20Paper%20XXIV.pdf

Cast a Spell on Food: Intentionality

Intentions vs. Food

Recent experiments have shown that by focusing intentions on food Shamans and Meditators imprint their intentions on those that eat the food.

Essentially people can put a spell on food with their intentions alone.

This is incredible, the idea that intentions can be bound to food in order to effect people is amazing.

The possibilities are endless.

Enchanted Water

Another experiment found that intentions focused on water allowed for increased plant growth when the water was given to plants.

This means that consumables (food and water) can be imprinted with intentions which then when consumed imprint those intentions of those that consumed it.

Sources

• http://media.noetic.org/uploads/files/S15_Intentions_Radin_Intention_Reality_GhostInMachine.pdf
• http://deanradin.com/papers/chocolate.pdf
• http://www.psi-researchcentre.co.uk/article_6.htm

Quantum Probability Manipulation

Terms to Know

• Interferometer: an instrument in which wave interference is employed to make precise measurements of length of displacement in terms of the wavelength.
• Quantum Wave Functions: Contains all the information about a system. The Wave Function has information on all possible states and when it collapses the system takes on one state.
• Intentionality: Mental states directed toward on an object or certain affairs.
• Chaos Theory: Small changes to a complex system have great consequences in the system as a whole.

Research

Research completed by Dean Radin has shown that intentionality focused on an interferometer can cause wave function collapse.

Here is a quote from Dean Radin:

"We examined many conventional explanations and potential artifacts that might have accounted for these results and found them to be implausible."

"The study suggests that intuitive perception and intentional action are fundamentally linked at the quantum level. It also supports time-honored meditation lore about the siddhis, or mental powers, associated with highly trained, tightly focused intentions."

Syllogism and Analysis

If intentionality directed at an interferometer causes wave function collapse and wave function collapse causes a system to take on one of all possible states, then intentionality causes a system to take on one possible state out of all possible states.

If intentionality can cause wave function collapse on a quantum level and small changes to a complex system have great consequences in the system as a whole, then intentionality can have great effects on macro level complex systems.

This means that humans can manipulate complex macro level systems by manipulating quantum systems alone.

Sources

• http://media.noetic.org/uploads/files/S15_Intentions_Radin_Intention_Reality_GhostInMachine.pdf
• http://deanradin.blogspot.com/2014/03/psychophysical-interactions-with-double.html 
• http://deanradin.com/evidence/RadinPhysicsEssays2013.pdf

Two Super Short Stories and One Rather Long Short Story

Dr.Pimpin (Five Sentences)

Once upon a time there was a pimp starfish named Dr.Pimpin.

Dr.Pimpin was king of a magickal kingdom located in a realm hidden in the ghetto between a liquor store and a strip club.

When his kingdom was attacked by an army of rebel hater pimps who wanted all of his swag for themselves, Dr.Pimpin had to find some brave knights to help protect his kingdom.

Dr.Pimpin then remembered that he was a star fish and that he had no way of leaving his kingdom to find knights to help him.

When the hater pimps attacked and all seemed lost Dr.Pimpin did the only thing he could think of, he dispensed his unlimited swagger in the form of a swagplosion turning all the hater pimps into starfish, and they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Pimp Land (Six Sentences)

Once upon a time a theoretical brewologist working on a new form of interdimensional vodka threw up in an alley-way between a liquor store and a strip club in the ghetto.

His vomit containing the experimental vodka formed a magickal other dimension known as Pimp Land, where swag permeated the air and prostitutes grew on trees.

The Brewologist attempted to share his work with the scientific community, but for obvious reasons no one believed him.

In order to convince the scientific community of his discovery he attempted to travel into the magickal dimension and document his travel as evidence of his achievement.

After entering the magickal kingdom the brewologist was overcome with swag, unable to handle the massive amounts of swag in his human form he transformed into a sessile starfish preventing him from sharing his achievement with the world.

With his new swagilicious transformation the brewologist, Dr.Pimpin, became king of Pimp Land, and lived happily ever after.

The End.

Dr.Pimpin and Adventures in Pimp Land by Nicholas Alexander Benson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Pimp Land and Dr.Pimpin were Inspired By

• I thought it would be interesting to have a story based on what would happen if someone were to drink quantum foam which is the material that space-time itself is composed of.
• Having a very ghetto theoretical brewologist made the most sense for a story of this magnitude.
• http://www.technologyreview.com/view/422524/physicist-discovers-how-to-make-quantum-foam-in-a-test-tube/

The Dragon and the Princess

Once upon a time there was a castle in a far away kingdom guarded by a civilized dragon.

One day a knight came to the castle and attacked the dragon claiming to be there to "save the princess".

The dragon tried to tell the knight that there were no princesses there to be saved, but the knight insisted that there was a princess inside and that the dragon was keeping her hostage.

The dragon to settle the dispute allowed the knight to go inside the castle and see for himself that there was no princess.

The knight upon entering the castle found no princess but was astounded to find that the entire castle was filled with gold coins.

About an hour later the dragon became very suspicious and demanded that the knight leave the castle.

As the knight began to exit the castle the dragon noticed that the knight's stomach seemed to have expanded twice the size it had been before the knight had entered.

When the dragon confronted the knight about his sudden obesity the knight explained: 

"I found the princess, she was quite delicious, thank you for the opportunity. I always wanted to eat a princess."

The dragon was horrified by the idea, it had never occurred to him that someone would want to eat a princess.

Confused and disgusted the dragon demanded the knight leave the castle immediately and with that the knight attempted to run as fast as he could away from the castle which to his dismay was extremely slow.

As time passed the dragon became increasingly disgusted by the knight and decided that the knight would be better off dead after what he had done to that poor princess.

Using his flame breath the dragon burned the knight alive, and where the dragon expected to see the bones of the princess mixed in with the knight's ashes he found the gold coins that the knight had consumed to steal from them from the castle instead.

The dragon picked up the gold and turned around to place it back in the castle when he noticed a princess approaching.

Curious the dragon asked what was the princess's business at the castle.

The princess replied:

"I simply smelled some freshly cooked knight meat, I was wondering if I could take some back to my kingdom for a feast?"

The dragon's jaw dropped in astonishment at the princess's statement.

The dragon utterly appalled replied:

"What is wrong with you people?! Princesses are supposed to be civilized not savage cannibals! Knights are supposed to chivalrous and heroic not lying thieves!"

The princess giggled before bursting into laughter at the dragon's bewilderment.

"What is it , what's so funny about this?!", the dragon exclaimed.

"Your one to talk, dragons are supposed to be murderous mindless monstrosities, not civilized curious creatures!", laughed the princess.

The dragon and the princess suddenly paused having now had an epiphany. 

Suddenly realizing that the two had chosen the wrong career paths they decided to switch places.

With his civilized nature and compassion for the value of life, the dragon became the new princess of the land.

With her insatiable lust for the flesh of knights, the princess became the most ferocious dragon in the land.

Now happy in their new careers, the dragon and the princess lived happily ever after.

The Dragon and the Princess by Nicholas Alexander Benson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

Guardians of the Galaxy and Odori - August 13, 2014

Modern Music Sucks, Long Live the 1970s!

The soundtrack to Guardians of the Galaxy is projected to be named the number one album in the United States beating its competitor Now 51. 

This is a very interesting turn of events considering that the GOTG ost is essentially a 1970s mixtape, while Now51 is a collection of modern pop songs. 

It appears that the great hits of the 1970s are making a comeback. 

Its about time!

http://comicbook.com/blog/2014/08/13/guardians-of-the-galaxy-soundtrack-is-the-1-album-in-the-united-/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRiCdEkNj-8

Happy Odori Everyone!

Odori is a four day dance festival that lasts from August 13th to August 16th. 

This holiday is normally celebrated in Gujo where each night the festival is held at a different temple.

 The dancing starts at night fall and doesn't stop until five in the morning! 

Even if you don't live in Gujo, that doesn't mean you can't celebrate Odori. 

Get together with a few friends for the next few days and throw a four night dance party. 

Each night, have the party at a different friend's house.

If you live in the U.S. it would be really awesome if you celebrated Odori with the number one album in the country (see the above story for details).

Tell musical stories, dance until dawn, and have a great time everyone. 

Happy Odori! 

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Hero Characters)

Adele Kenya Hodges

Superhero Name

Galactic Zap

Magickal Style

Her magical style focuses on both necromancy and lightning. It requires a parchment bearing special symbols.

Team

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Stealth Operative)

Personality and Fighting Style

She is very mysterious, normally sticking to the shadows. She is obsessed with death and darkness and is very gothic. She is a close combatant who appears from the darkness quickly incapacitating her opponent before disappearing once again in the shadows. She trains more in lightning manipulation than she does in necromancy.

     Physical Description

She has deep-set gray eyes. Her luxurious, straight, jet black hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a lionfish's spines. She is very short and has a wasp-waisted build. Her skin is white. She has a large mouth. Her wardrobe is flattering, and is completely violet.

Copyright

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Amelia Jayne Thornton

Superhero Name

Soul Net

Magickal Style

Her magical style focuses on summoning. It requires invocations, magical gestures, and heightened emotions.

Team 

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Strategist) 

Personality and Fighting Style

She is calculative and always plans ahead. She is a long distance combatant, letting her summons do most of the work.

Physical Description

She has slanted yellow eyes that are like two pieces of fools' gold. Her luxurious, straight, orange hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a mysterious mask. She is very short and has a lithe build. Her skin is china-white. She has a low forehead. Her wardrobe is complicated.

Copyright

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Mark Mcmillan

Superhero Name

Biostar

Magickal Style

His magical style focuses on both magnetism and living tissue. It requires various herbs. This style of magic requires a natural aptitude.

Team

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Crowd Combatant) 

     Personality and Fighting Style

He is polite and very quiet, normally striking his opponents when they least expect it. He spends most of his time training his magickal style. He is more focused on stealth than direct combat.

Physical Description

He has wide beige eyes. His fine, wavy, milky-white hair is short and is worn in an artistic style. He is very short and has a graceful build. His skin is tan. He has a low forehead. His wardrobe is elegant.

Copyright

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Brett Octavio Diaz

Superhero Name

Floromaster

Magickal Style

This magical style focuses on plant life. It requires complex magical calculations.

Team

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Healer)

Personality and Fighting Style

He is highly focused and intelligent. He is not a very good fighter but a skilled tracker and navigator.

Physical Description

He has beady purple eyes that are like two amethysts. His luxurious, wavy, obsidian hair is neck-length and is worn in a bizarre, handsome style. He's got five o'clock shadow. He is short and has a boyish build. His skin is light-colored. He has thin eyebrows. His wardrobe is utilitarian, and is completely brown.

Copyright

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Byron Dee Allison

Superhero Name

Broil Blazer

Magickal Style

His magical style focuses on both fire and transmutation.

Team

Supreme Psionic Squadron (Fighter/Support)

Personality and Fighting Style

He is not much of a team player, he enjoys being to himself and training diligently. He uses transmutation in order to gain limited shape-shifting abilities and fire manipulation to complete his special move the Pyro-Punch.

Physical Description

He has beady eyes the color of the afternoon sky. His thick, wavy, midnight black hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a wave of water. He is tall and has a wide-chested build. His skin is cream-colored. He has a domed forehead and an elegant nose. His wardrobe is businesslike.

Copyright

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